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"a spectacle of the bizzart"

One of London's most extraordinary venues with 4 floors, 7 stage areas, over 50 screens including 3 large projections in the garden, smoke machine & lasers, a multi-coloured strobe, rooftop areas, a pond, a bonfire, a barbecue, a big fireworks display featuring a 60 piece rocket launcher, the world's biggest wind powered mirrorball, a pole dancing pole, over 40 CCTV cameras & lots of extraordinary artworks.

If you can't get there physically you can still participate via a two - way audio internet camera set up in the kitchen which has a spectacular stage which the camera is viewing - to see what's happening in the kitchen RIGHT NOW! with a smartphone:
Search the app store for; Fseye
Download the app & when you open it & you get the home page you should see a Local Login box in the lower part of the home page, If you press on this it will take you to a page with Device Manager at the top. To the right of this is a + sign, if you press this it will take you to a page with Add Device at the top, about a quarter of the way down this page you should see a monitor icon with Name next to it, press on Name and type in; Kitchen cam. Below this you will see Device ID , press on this and type in; umks789b76ru
Then press on Done then OK
You should then get a Successfully added! Message
You should now see Kitchen cam on the Device Manager page, if you press on this it should take you to a live view of the kitchen, if you press on the little speaker icon on the lower half of the page you should then be able to hear sound from the kitchen.
When you restart the app and you get to the home page you should see Local Login on the lower part of the home page, if you press this it should take you to the Device Manager page, here you will see Kitchen Cam, press on this to get back to the kitchen live view.

You can also log on to the kitchen cam. with your PC to see & hear what's happening in the kitchen and if you speak to your PC's microphone everyone in the kitchen will hear you! - see the latest party flyer below for instructions on how to do this (you will need a pretty recent version of internet explorer) and how to log on to the security cctv cams in the front & back gardens and webcams on the other 4 stage areas

To watch what's happening on the extraordinary Nigel Noize stage in the attic bedroom/partyroom there will be a live webcast on Youtube from about 9pm . Go to; www.youtube.com/user/nigelnoize/live if using a PC or if using a smartphone or tablet; get the youtube app, open it & search for; nigelnoize live.
To see footage of the venues most spectacular gig so far (The Spaceheads) and some of the set; https://youtu.be/trnpfDuN0x0

The stunning, deafeningly loud, £235, 200 shot Retribution "mega - firework " (kindly donated by Luis Grupe) goes off at Bonfirenite Bash-N-Barbie18 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apqe1anKlhI

"there's an ancient buddhist fable about the udumbara plant which flowers only once every 3000 years but when it does it's quite an event!- it's a bit like the-67 club which opens only once a year but when it does it's quite an event!"

bonfirenite-bash'n'barbie 11 - 10th anniversary special - 5th november 2011; the story;

latest info;

re. bonfirenite-bash'n'barbie 11 (in 2011); nigel noize is offering a £200 reward for evidence leading to the conviction of the person who did the airgun shooting at the party . the garden is now shielded completely and there are 4 recording, infra-red, internet security cameras covering the whole area-see the-67securityvideo.

re. bonfirenite-bash'n'barbie 20 - latest acts to be confirmed; Holly Penfield( www.youtube.com/hollypenfield ), Nigel Noize on the daredevil stage ,

the-67 securityvideo and pictures

bonfirenite-bash'n;barbie 11; the movie ft. the chease-radio-snuff event november 5th 2011

video; "the micro's last process" - art event @ bonfirenite-bash'n'barbie 10 november 6th 2010

video; "the eang jam featuring the drunken revellers" - art event @ bonfirenite-bash'n'barbie 9 november 7th 2009

video; "kneel down like a saint gorilla and sink" - art event @ bonfirenite-bash-n-barbie 8 november 8th 2008

video; "execution by firechair" - art event @ bonfirenite-bash'n'barbie 7 november 3rd 2007

video; "the telly's last vision" - art event @ bonfirenite-bash'n'barbie 6 november 4th 2006

video; "the organ's last sound" - art event @ bonfirenite-bash'n'barbie 5 november 5th 2005

video; kneel down like a saint gorilla and stop hq/nigel noize's bedroom/the loft stage

current event; "44years" the world's longest mickey-take featuring bogo*, 8pm nov. 7th 2003 to 8pm nov.7th 2047

*bogo; part-time member of the london electric guitar orchestra(lego)

next event;

Bonfirenite Bash-n-Barbie 20;

(Flyer version 1.4)

"the spectacular /interactive-live-webcast, back garden firework/art house gathering"

November 2020 ring +447967963165 for the date & more info.

8 till late @ the-67 London UK

This year, due to government covid 19 restrictions, it will be split into two functional fancy dress(full PPE i.e. mask, face shield visor & gown) gatherings, one from about 8 till 10:30pm & the other from 10:30 onwards, both will be limited to six people ; full PPE will be provided if you don't bring your own

- It's the venue's policy to be covid secure - there will be no admission without PPE!

There are only a few invites left, email teers@icloud.com if you'd like one, if they run out you will be put on a reserves list & contacted if someone cancels.

A fabulous firework display & barbecue, a video disco projected on a 90inch screen in the garden, lots of amazing live acts on many different stages, lots of extraordinary art objects, the opportunity to experience a kind of “Big Brother” party broadcast live on the internet with lots of cameras, some with two way audio enabling interaction with internet viewers - 35 screens, 6 stages, a multitude of live acts, thousands of global invites for the webcast, no ordinary back-garden bonfirenite party!

( if you can’t get there physically it will be possible to participate from anywhere in the world via a 2-way audio internet camera in the kitchen

There will also be a security internet cam. observing the garden’s main party area from the roof top, log on to; www.the-67rooftop-cam:7070 (on the homepage click on LIVE VIEW, you may then have to download a plugin if prompted, if you’re using an iphone you next click on MOTION JPEG ) Another internet camera will enable you to see & listen to what’s happening in the kitchen and even strike up a conversation with someone using the speaker next to the fridge, To use the 2-way audio internet camera in the kitchen goto www.kitchencam.on-the-web.tv:2220 you will be prompted to download a plugin, rtsvideoplugin(from Technomate LTD) when you reach the homepage click on the Non ActiveX option then click on Submit, you should then see and hear the kitchen –(unless you have an old version of Flash in which case click on the Get flash option and follow the prompts to download and run the latest version) this will work with most browsers but the two way audio- where you click on the microphone icon – will only work on Internet Explorer 10 or 11,

To help us with security you can also log on the surveillance cameras in the alleyway at the end of the back garden, ( if you see anyone there during the party pls ring 07967963165)

Using the Maxathon browser (it will only work with this one)

log on to; www.the-67securitycams.dyndns.tv:8001 on the home page click on; INTERNET then in the password box enter; 00000000 then click on; LOG IN (you may have to download & run a plugin if prompted if no home page appears) you should then see a 4 way split screen which shows views from a camera in the main indoor party room , and - for security - the alleyway east camera view and the alleyway west camera view. You can also see a view from a camera embedded in the front door - to see who’s arriving or leaving or loitering,

You can also log on to; www.the-67securitycams.dyndns.tv:8000 follow the instructions above & get a 4 way split screen which shows a close up view of the performing TIME ON ACID noise stage backdrop in the attic bedroom, and a view of the attic bedroom including any audience and acts. You can also see a cameras viewing the bonfire in a big shopping trolley and a camera showing the Noizombies playing in the basement,

(any tech. support for logging in phone +44 7967963165)

Live Acts (approximate times);

The Garden Patio Stage;

9:30pm

The Kitchen stage; 10:30pm

The Shed roof stage cage; 11:30pm:

The Kitchen stage; 11:00pm

The daredevil stage; 11:30pm Nigel Noize ( www.youtube.com/nigelnoize )

The Garden patio stage; 10:30pm:

11:00am; Holly Penfield ( www.youtube.com/hollypenfield )

The Nigel Noize stage; (in the attic bedroom) 12:00am; Meg lee Chin (www.megleechin.com) TBC

12:30am;

The Living Room stage 01:30am;

The Nigel Noize stage 02:00am;

The Nigel Noize stage 02:30am: Kneel Down Like A Saint Gorilla And Stop TBC

03:00pm The grand firework finale! - "The 3D volcano firework printout" - a home made firework made of an old printer packed with incendiary powder is let off

Belly dancing in the cage above the shed TBC

The Noizombies ( http://youtu.be/-ie-ezeIuxg ) featuring T R 808 (a collection of Nigel Noize's machines playing improvised noise by themselves) will be playing a 12 hour set! in the cellar/crawling space/chillout zone below the party from 8:00pm throughout the event

TIME ON ACID – the live 10 year noise webcast (from 13/03/13 to 13/03/23) from the loft/bedroom stage, more info; www.timeonacid.com

More acts TBA.

There will be 7 stages; Stage 1; The garden patio. Stage 2; The loft bedroom with TIME ON ACID backdrop

Stage 3; The midget stage in the 3ft 7in. cellar/crawling space. Stage 4; The shed roof stage - on top of the shed at the bottom of the garden. Stage 5: The cage-dancers booth stage - next to the shed roof stage. Stage 6; The kitchen stage. Stage 7; The daredevil stage - on top of the cage dancers booth

VJ Firestarter will be projecting the youtube video-disco on the two 90 inch screens in the back garden from 7pm

Fireworks MC Dennis "the alchemist" will be performing an incendiary extravaganza (time TBA.)

There will be a 3rd big screen in the garden with views from 4 cctv camers showing; east & west views of the back alleyway for security to keep an eye on, a view from a cam. embedded in the front door so we can see who's arriving, & cam showing whats happening on the Nigel Noize stage in the atticbedroom.

It's a fancy dress party; combat/warzone/fetish costume please! Games; there will be an apple-bobbing contest

Bring food, booze, warm clothes, things to burn etc.

(Nigel Noize’s house & garden is slowly turning into a huge, complex, art-installation which will eventually be entered for the Turner Prize)

P.S. Pull a funny face when you get to the front door - there's a cctv cam embedded in it which will project your mug to the 4 tvs embedded in the loft-bedroom stage art-installation-tv-radio-clock-wall backdrop (also known as TIME ON ACID), the tvs in the hall, and landing, the screen in the front garden above the front door, and the big screen projection in the back garden (the best one could win a prize!)
P.P.S. Upon arrival, guests will be given the opportunity to wear a badge indicating their "relationship status"; Red denotes fully engaged, Amber denotes not sure, Green denotes free and single
P.P.P.S. The managment has blown so much money on the set that there's not enough budget left for much food or booze, so guests are advised to bring their own or take a chance with the remnants of the previous 33 parties there's been in the last 23 years (stored in the basement)

***DISCLAIMER*** Guests attend at their own risk - the organisers will not be held responsible for any injuries during the event

Anyone interested in attending this event contact Nigel Noize email; teers@sky.com

the set features; 1 very large bonfire, 1 cage dancers cage - above the shed, One 60 - piece multiple rocket launcher, 40+ screens, 6 laptop computers, 250 champagne bottle candle-holders with candles, 151 radio's & over 100 clocks (all different) , 28 cameras, including 3 webcams, 2 state-of-the-art IP camera 2 long range HD infra-red cctv cameras. 3 video projectors, 3 laser projectors, 3 rainbow plasma plates, a multitude of garden art objects the-67 garden urinal the eang(electro-acoustic-noise-guitar)